Troubled actor Charlie Sheen has made it very clear to any and all porn stars who maybe interested in hooking up with him that he is off the market. In a text message sent to all his slutty friends, he writes: “Please lose the number, we are closed … please drive through … thank you.”
Sheen, star of Two and a Half Men is currently in rehab for numerous problems, but plans to return to the set of his show by the end of the month. He has had numerous problems over the years, mainly due to his love for booze but appears to be trying to put his life back together, one piece at a time.
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